Blonde joke of the week

10/07/09

To cover up her ‘mediocre’ face?

Click to here JT \’mediocre face\’

26/06/09

19/06/09
This guy thought he had the best tattoo in the world….

Until he went to prison!!!

12/06/09
You’ve got to love a blonde mullet. Blonde Bachelor of the Year Candidates?

05/06/09
Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says “Darn, I can’t get in the car!” The other blond replies, “keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down”.

29/05/09
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.”
They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. “I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.”
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from the Louisiana State University and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell ya’ll right now, ya’ll ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug this thing in.

22/05/09

Mexico here we come!

15/05/09
 

08/05/09
A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says “Excuse m’am, could I please see your driving license and registration.”
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”

01/05/09
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head decided one day to go on a road trip. When they got halfway through a huge desert, their car broke down. They decided since they needed to find help that they could all carry one thing with them as they journeyed through the desert. The brunette said, “I’ll bring water so we don’t die of thirst.” The red head said, “I’ll bring food so we don’t starve to death.” Then, the blonde said, “I’ll bring a car door so I can roll down the window in case we get hot.”